hey guitar geeks - check out the
hipCRANK GUITAR MAUL DEPOT
converting beaters since 2008

'member when guitars were cool? cool shapes, wacky headstocks, silly pickguards? why are new guitars so bland and boring? here at hipCRANK headquarters we take yawnsville strummers and turn them into, well ... something completely different. see for yerself.

hey ART loathers - check out the
hipCRANK ART section
art for the layman. you provide the commentary. dozing off is encouraged.